@111 Top Instagram Bios

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      Top Instagram Bios

39.I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

40. IF IT’S A MILLION TO ONE SHOT, I’LL MAKE SURE I’M ONE.

41. My road to success always seems to be under construction.

42. Doing nothing is hard; you never know when you’re done.

43. Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

44. I prefer my puns intended.

45. Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.

46. I swear to drunk I am not God.

47. I am not a player…I’m the game.

48. *Insert your bio here*.

49. If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a 
product 4/5 of them recommend?.

50. I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

51. Me fail English? That’s impossible.

52. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

53. Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and

54. It.” – my final thought before making most

55. Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments 
that take your breath away.

56. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

57. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.

58. Work until your idols become your rivals.

59. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next 
Tuesday.

60. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.

61. I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am.

62. Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, 
someone changed it to “ChallengeAccepted”.

63. Proud tv fan. Professional problem solver. Friendly travel guru. Passionate 
alcoholaholic.

64. Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?

65. Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

66. The last thing I want to do is hurt you…. but it’s still on my list.

67. I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

68. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

69. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

70. Student. Future teen idol. Friendly social media scholar. Alcohol nerd. Bacon junkie.

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