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Top Instagram Bios 39.I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours. 40. IF IT’S A MILLION TO ONE SHOT, I’LL MAKE SURE I’M ONE. 41. My road to success always seems to be under construction. 42. Doing nothing is hard; you never know when you’re done. 43. Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why. 44. I prefer my puns intended. 45. Life is scary; at least the salary is funny. 46. I swear to drunk I am not God. 47. I am not a player…I’m the game. 48. *Insert your bio here*. 49. If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?. 50. I liked memes before they were on Instagram. 51. Me fail English? That’s impossible. 52. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. 53. Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and 54. It.” – my final thought before making most 55. Life is not measured ...